Who would be able to sleep with a watch that size?!

Good, it should have been this way the whole time

Bummer, the collections available depend on your library. Mine was bountiful. At one point I signed up for like 4 different library cards in major cities without ever living there. They might have made it more difficult to do that now.

Not a pirate method, but a library card and the app Libby are great for this.

Mmmmm soft boiled egg

Now they just need to fix the “other” storage issue.