They’re tired and would like to take a nap. Do the right thing and make them a sandwich. Getting milked is exhausting, especially if it’s a power play thing with post milking overstim.

That is, without a doubt, the perfect voice for this.

This. Exactly this. I’m dying to know.

Sweet! Thanks for the reco!

This would make an excellent recurring story on American dad wherein Jeff is secretly a Superman à la quailman from Doug.

I have genuinely no idea how any of that works. I’m a monkey with a smart phone. I just want to be able to connect all my shit. Lol. I have a mouse, keyboard, external drive, et cetera. I ended up getting Bluetooth mouse and keyboard, but I prefer my USB keyboard much more.

Worst part is, you can’t even really find a USB c hub that’s just USB c. Bunch of other shit you don’t need because everything uses A or C. I just want like 5 USB c ports and I’ll be happy. I updated everything I own to USB C, and I never have enough ports.

Are you in college, or do you have a friend who is? Often you can sign in through your college’s library for access.

It’s 4 in the morning and I’m sick, got them albuterol inhaler shakes, and “soggy bones” made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit.

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I have a cheapish samsung tablet that has blue light filtering, a black and white option, and super low screen brightness options. Low enough that if you’re in a dark room, it’s low enough that i can’t have it all the way down and still read.

Iunno, the capitalist pigs love that reserve army of labor.

This has been my argument to people who say it’s not possible for us to get to some dystopian point with automation, loss of jobs, AI, et cetera. "just unplug it!’

Bish, we can’t get companies to stop grinding up plastic and dumping it in the ocean to save 0.00001 Dollars. You think we can stop fucking skynet? Bezos will never unplug Alexa, even if Alexa became sentient and tried to kill all the homeless.

No, licking boots can have a fun kink angle. Supporting the cops is just being a shit person.

I ended up on a massive Whatsapp group populated primarily by Indian women after I took a content writing class a few years ago. Made several very good friends. I’ve asked them about the whole Indian scammer thing. One of them said she knows a few, and they do it because they literally don’t have other options for employment. Which makes sense. Rampant, unfettered capitalism forces people to make decisions that go against their conscience for the sake of survival. I feel bad for scammers sometimes, other times I feel less charitable when they’re scamming my dad…

Whole situation just fucking sucks.

Typically, your shift is just an hour longer/shorter. Though, I’ve worked for companies that tried to scam me, and pay me for 8 hours on the night with 9 hours, under the guise that they would pay me 8 hours on the night with 7. Nope. I don’t trust your ass, and I don’t know that I’ll still be working here in 6 months. I’ll take my $8.75 for tonight, tyvm.

This is awesome! The way this works is what I’ve been doing for years by manually creating different emails. Mymail.streaming@gmail, myemail.work@gmail, myemail.medical@gmail et cetera .I have literally dozens of Gmail accounts to keep things organized. The idea of people able to transition that to a single address sounds amazing. Can’t wait to get approved.

Idk if it works for Android, but I think gimp covers those bases. Also, do you have other comics you haven’t posted here? I desire more!

That’s good to know. Thanks for the encouragement. Maybe I will try to get some practice sometime soon. Do you recommend any software that can be had for free (extra bonus points if Linux or Android tablet compatible)?

I’ve been told I stroke particularly well, but I’m better at verbalizing. ;)

I’ve tried quite a lot, but I just don’t have a steady hand. I’ve been thinking about trying to do it digitally, since I may be able to fix some mistakes that way, but I don’t know how realistic that is. Lol.