Decoy321

You should try a healthier hobby, like heroin.

You want to look up “call screening services”. I’m afraid I can’t help more than that, since I personally have never used any.

As it should be

Correct! The second part is far more pivotal. You can take two steaks from the same cut, refrain from seasoning them in any way, and broil one while boiling the other. I guarantee you the broiled steak will taste far better.

Not entirely true. While the heat is doing the real heavy lifting, the water as a medium does transfer stuff out of the meat. That’s why boiled meat tastes like shit.

Good ol 77. Truly the best vault.

Well, shit. It never occurred to me to try it with ice cream. Now I know what I’m doing when I get home!

And to answer OP, the last time I made jello was way back in my 20s, with copious amounts of booze in it.

Plus the whole “running from the police” thing tends to have extra consequences.

… But then again, so does stopping for the police.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.

I do. It’s the last one.

Like the old fucks would vote for us instead of other old fucks

Let’s have a quick lesson in credibility:

You should take everything you read with varying degrees of skepticism. Some things warrant more skepticism than others. For example, which of these two should you be more skeptical of?

1. An article written by someone paid to write things. Their actual name is on the article, thus so is their reputation. And if they’re worth their salt, they’ll also link to direct sources for data shared in their article.

2. some random dude on a forum who consistently fails to provide sourcing for the numbers, this failing to price they didn’t pull those numbers out of their ass.

Now, I don’t have to accept any of the options at face value, but one is more convincing than the other.

Oh hey that was a nice article you shared to source your information.

Send a photo from a different angle and we’ll believe you

This instantly reminded me of Mystery Men. Fantastic movie.

Ah, the classic Mendoza solution.

Right, because that token credence is completely in line with your previous assertive dismissal of your earlier comments. How very open minded.

I give him the same level of acceptance as Allah, Vishnu, Odin, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There’s a nonzero possibility that they’re real, after all. I try to keep an open mind.

Your bias is showing. The fact that we have not observed something is not evidence that it doesn’t exist.

Don’t have to pay for insurance if any little crash becomes deadly!