Someone isn’t familiar with the competitive 'noff scene

I had no idea. I thought it would be funny because of how absurd it is

did I read too much into this because this is shitty million dollar ideas and not million dollar ideas?

It is a kind of joke community. The premise is basically items you’d pitch in a surreal fever dream where you’re on shark tank.

Some examples I just thought of are a bladeless lawn mower for people who want to give off the illusion their artificial grass lawn is real to trick their neighbours and selling disposable latex gloves in a Russian nesting doll style package where they’re all inside each other so people don’t need to buy multiple boxes of different sizes

Do you have an example of apps designed for creating bootable media switching to a paid model?

Thanks for explaining. I didn’t know it went unmaintained for a while. I thought programs like balenaEtcher and Rufus might have other issues I was unaware of like certain OSs not flashing correctly

I can already see cops profiling bee keepers

Hopefully to make it stick on contact

One of these full of Axe bodyspray and disinfectant for high schools

Pretty much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odg2K25sLGg

I feel like several different emojis could work

I 🫄 NY

Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you’ll be printing money.

We could have a stats page with gallons peed, accuracy, and time spent peeing.

Good point. I had forgotten about disabling network access. I think a majority of the games I paid for work off the idea that if you connect a few times or have a certain amount of plays times you can then play offline. Well the ones that check that is.

Maybe I’ll give this a go. Thanks for the advice

What data would be sent off having Google Play services installed? I get that you can disable certain permissions and can also use profiles.

Ideally I wouldn’t want to use profiles. I could use something like Shelter on a rooted device but that kind of slows down multitasking

Thanks but I’m shooting for as little contact with Google as possible

I’ve tried lucky patcher with a few games with minimal luck. I haven’t tried it with Stardew Valley though so maybe there’s a chance

Don’t want to get John Wick’ed

Braille in the bathroom stall and medical waste bins

Maybe the response volume depends on how confident it thinks a sound is a sneeze

The Wikipedia article linked in my post has a full list of them in a chart

Brilliant

Thanks for the link. I was actually considering buying this a while ago after reading a GamingOnLinux article or something