Doctor Who fans in a nutshell.

Don’t @ me.

I would make a deal with the raccoon as long as it continues to pretend to be my wife for social events.

TL;DR: The company responsible for it no longer exists, and nobody actually got hurt. Article should be using past tense in the title.

You sound like a schizo for saying that.

Girl is crazy and you’re telling him that him being RATIONAL is problematic? Get the fuck out of here.

Sour grapes

Better idea is to genetically engineer them to make it ACTUALLY happen. Buy a pill bottle and get plastered off of Hawaiian bread for a month.