Kbin shows a picture of Data from Star Trek smoking a pipe.

Elementary, my dear Mr. Putin.

That won’t result in certain doom for the video game industry, no sir!

I was too young to fully appreciate the scope of the first death of the video game industry, but if it happens again, I’ll be paying very close attention. People will want a post mortem, and I may as well be the one to document it. (Maybe Microsoft will have to bury the Xbox brand in the same landfill where they uncovered all those E.T. cartridges.)

This dude gives me the same vibes as Mojo Jojo in that episode of The Powerpuff Girls, where he’s protected by a bunch of dumb hippies.

“Not so fast, Mojo Jojo!”
“Help, I’m being oppressed!”
“Not so fast, Powerpuff Girls!”

Sure blew up Dr. Oz’s political career.

The biggest challenge of the interview was the translator trying to understand what Tucker Carlson was saying with his mouth full.

Well, better DO something about it then!

God made herpes, and I don’t want that, either.

“If you only knew how tired I was of you calling me that!”

Sorry, been watching too much BTAS again.

Belarus! The country whose existence you only know about from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?!

Trump’s dead, though, right? Yeah, I can live with that.

Mission accomplished. Many, many times over.

Have less babies, have more babies! Geez, China, make up your minds!

SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ELON MUSK. END STATEMENT.

Depending on the damage done to the brain, it could be a full-on recognition of impending death or just a primal, lizard brain fear that something is wrong and getting worse. I think Robin Williams was in the first category, and he was so fearful of the future that he took his own life and prevented himself from reaching stage two.

There are too many of these goddamned social networks anyway. After Twitter/X exploded, everyone else wanted to grab a piece of that pie, and now we’ve got a dozen social networks nobody uses.

If you want a progressive social network that doesn’t take shit from goosesteppers, Cohost is probably the place to go. It’s so neurodivergent and trans-friendly that I can’t imagine them blithely accepting Nazi content. It’s just not how Cohost works. “Blah blah blah, free speech!” Not here, chumps. We’ve got standards. Go somewhere else to push that poison.

She could tell it was Verizon’s fault because the stalker kept calling her, asking, 'Can you hear me now?"

Glad to see SOMEONE in the world takes this sort of thing seriously.

Shoot ink on paper. That’s all you need to do. Don’t give me a built in screen, or onerous firmware, or any of that nonsense.

Remember when Domino’s Pizza admitted that their pizza was shit, and that they’d work really hard to make it less shit? How’d that work out for them?