CAFE by GE for those who are wondering.

We are renovating our house including all new appliances. I have told my partner to make sure we get non smart appliances. This is why.

Yes I can setup a VLAN for it to be on but that’s not the point.

  • Dalvoron@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    AI will analyse video of dirty bums and generate the exact pressure and aim required to get them clean.

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      24 days ago

      For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.