I got a good deal on a 3.5 pound bag of Swedish Fish, but they’re “best by” Nov 14.

So which will make me sicker? Eating them all within a week, or eating them after they go bad.

  • wjrii@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I’ll just leave this here.

    Swedish Fish are garbage, dear friend. They are like a depressed dystopian robot’s impression of candy. If we’re going to kill ourselves eating overprocessed sugar, it should at least be tasty. Even the simple step to Gummy Bears marks a vast improvement.

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      1 year ago

      And here I am, brain the size of a planet, designing candy for humans. It’s no way to live, I tell ya… sigh

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      1 year ago

      Swedish fish were the GOAT, but they changed the formula a few years back to save money and the new ones are indeed hot garbage.