cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23389357
"Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care.
Who can eat at a time like this?
People are missing! You people are selfish!
The Dufrenes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry.
That’s a double whammy!
We need help. Bush, search party of 3. You can eat once you find the Dufrenes"
– Mitch Hedberg
Bonus Mitch Hedberg!