You might have some luck with a wm that can apply shaders.

Something like hyprland, wayfire, or compost could do the trick; and you’d be looking for a very diffuse (glsl) bloom shader with an exaggerated horizontal component or an additional scanline shader.

That’s obviously just reskinned domain/os. You thought you could fool us, but you haven’t got one over on me!

If one rejects the offer then you now have two people you have to kill. Loose ends are one’s end.