pornhub?
no sry, hubporn.

go touch some grass bruh

duly noted, fixed!
but I know who I am (or at least so I think) so now it just looks weird to me.

I’m more of a comma or interrobang kind of guy‽

TIL. probably why I’m a self proclaimed hopeless romantic.

and dig your username… I’m something of a machinist meself

that would be melons

IMO the dad was trying to help and offered to pay.
might as wel give it a go and see where it takes you.
if this was the 3rd or 4th time with no luck than that’s probably a different story.

Kiss her when she gives you the look, you’ll know the look.

they probably don’t know the look… I would ask her if it’d be OK to kiss her.
no-one wants to be unwelcomely violated

in some states and I guess the UK it is.
and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wrong half most the time.

not hard to be better than AI at drawing hands

and what colour they are

giggity

good = opposite of evil.

faith = what ppl believe in when they observe shit they can’t understand.

matter = physical stuff

yes, plz send me a random act of deepdish pie

do the swasticars next

beehold, he’s watching over your.

no need. just get arrested for (not convicted of) a felony and they will do that part for you

or have some idiot family member who thought 23 & me was a novel and fun idea

the cops?

try mexican meth (don’t!)

like Amsterdam, which would already be a 100 years old