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passion of the Christ 2: Jesaloo

would you build a house out of soft bricks? no… they don’t exist.
bricking is permanently fucking it up. as useful as a phone as a brick. aka a paper weight

bottom.or.top

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Part of what inspired the creation of the vibrator.

what a wild ride, and look how far we’ve come with technology… there’s now an app for that

I have some tea for you. Come enjoy this meal.

pretty sure the rest of the world is having a good laugh

the stainless (but not rustless) paint job?

this one?

Bushnell

ask Aaron

you don’t wash your hands?

I just have is a funny (bent) mirror. at least that’s what I keep telling myself